Friday, February 24, 2017

GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (282nd Issue)

Priscilla Presley, original first lady of Rock n Roll, graces this colossal meta blog post. Also, In an effort to stay a breast of current events, I have included plenty of FAKE NEWS for your entertainment!


The cheesy Priscilla Presley
  
Priscilla Presley airbrush or spray gun? 
 [Priscilla Presley's reaction to Suzanne Finstad's 1996 biography of her, "Child Bride"] "Talk about 5 minutes [of fame]! There are people in that book I've never even heard of. That woman made me out to be some kind of prostitute. I dated. But that was just my life..."

Priscilla Presley had long term live-in relationships with karate champion Mike Stone and male model Michael Edwards. Other prominent men romantically linked to Presley include businessman Kirk Kerkorian, lawyer Robert Kardashian, hairdresser Elie Ezerzer, crooner Julio Iglesias, actor Richard Gere, American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe, restaurateur Richard Palmer and television presenter Toby Anstis.


Priscilla Presley's dirty feet

  
Priscilla Presley with the Mocho Dude


  
Elvis and Priscilla in Germany. Much has been made of the fact that Priscilla Beaulieu was only 14 when the pair was introduced, but the young girl was mature for her age, and Elvis Presley was mindful of the implications of the situation.
  






Elvis is Alive! (Weekly World News Elvis Sightings 1990-2000)

Elvis is Dead Hoax


That hasn't stopped numerous news organizations and people on social media from speculating that the space agency will, in fact, publicly announce that aliens are real and we've found them. 

Far Out Sci-Fi #13

[SATIRE]

NEW YORK – CNN today announced its new policy of issuing trigger warnings before showing the face of President Donald Trump to viewing audiences.

“We know the mere mention of President’s Trump name or the sight of his face is enough to trigger serious emotional distress or even seizures in a large part of our viewing audience,” said Wolf Blitzer of CNN. “So we believe that this is an appropriate policy for our time. Families with children will really appreciate this warning, as the mere sight of Trump reportedly makes many babies, children, and millennials cry uncontrollably.”

CNN has estimated that millions of viewers have turned off CNN because of their sheer terror that Trump may appear on their screens and further traumatize them with his blunt language, harsh policies, and brutish lack of diplomatic tact.

“However, our ratings analysts confirm that stories about President Donald Trump bring in high ratings, even if he also has a very high negative approval rating. It seems that Trump is a President that many people really love to hate. While many people really love to hate him, they prefer to hate him from their own designated ‘safe space,’ wherever that may be. Many people prefer to sit on their own toilet with their iPhone while they sit and hate Trump and curse his name, and go about their business.”

The text of CNN’s trigger warnings will read: “CNN trigger warning: a story about President Donald Trump will now be shown. Please take appropriate precautions to preserve your emotional well-being. Take shelter in your nearest ‘safe space’, or find a therapy dog to cuddle with."

World leaders also praised CNN’s decision. Angela Merkel of Germany praised CNN for “showing sensitivity to world audiences for whom the fact that Trump is so-called leader of the free world is a fact too horrible to contemplate.”
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Please help us salute the fragile, frail, and feeble famous by voting for your favorite snowflakes 

Longtime birther conspirator Donald Trump said he has a big announcement to make on President Barack Obama. There are some possibly “Trumped-up Charges” circulating among Republican operatives that Obama allegedly used and sold cocaine while in college.


“Democracy Dies in Darkness”

The Trump hating fake news manufacturing hub "The Washington Post" is rolling with a new slogan to usher in the coming age of witch hunting.

"As long as the press is mindlessly partisan and bereft of self-discipline, capitalizing on that is just good politics." - Glenn Reynolds

From the Minister of Misinformation, in future all media citations must fit within strictly defined classifications: unnamed, well-placed, unnamed well-placed, official, unofficial, official unnamed, official well-placed, reliable, unnamed reliable, well-placed reliable, and official unnamed well-placed.
  
  
Spicer to reporter, "We're going to raise our hands like big boys and girls."


North Korea celebrated the birthday of late leader Kim Jong-il. Three days after Kim Jong-nam, the eldest half brother of Kim Jong-un, the current leader, was assassinated. The anniversary also comes as North Korea successfully test-fired a new ballistic missile causing China to halt coal imports from North Korea 

From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: April 17, 2017, Trump Deposed by Military Coup!

Artificial Intelligence Magazine
Don't believe the hype when it comes to 

If I Only Had a Brain: How AI Thinks





The FBI routinely uses secret orders known as national security letters to demand information that recipients might not actually have to give up, internal documents indicate. The letters are among the FBI’s most potent instruments, because they function like subpoenas without requiring the approval of a judge. Internal guidelines suggest that the bureau has been using them to pursue sensitive electronic data and phone records — which overstep the bureau’s legal authority.



Jennifer Love Hewitt
Many of the following Rule 5 links are to pictures normally considered NSFW. Does the Wombat Dude really have to remind you to exercise discretion when you click?
  
Sultress - Kate Upton



Fred Dude's Friday Babes

Femme Fatale Friday: Nikki Cox

Friday Night Babe is Lena Katina

Friday Femme Fatale HOT

Friday Nite Tite Dresses

Big Boob Friday






Rule 5 - I Can't Even Pronounce Lais Ribeiro




Vintage Babe of the week is Jinx Falkenburg


#badgirlcrush – Dorothy Dandridge
  
How Iranian Women Dressed In The 1970s 

 Priscilla Presley,  first lady of Rock n Roll



Surreal Erotica from 1920s Vienna



Rated R Rule 5 Randomness

American Power with Emily Ratajkowski

Busty Beer Babes


Behind-the-scenes at the RealDoll factory


  
BeCos(play) It's Friday

Cosplay this week


More Girls of the Redheaded Rebellion


Weekly Wonder Woman

Modern Freckles


Mexican VEA Magazine Pinups 1950s

The all seeing NSFW Blogger, Fred Dude

"The best posts I have seen this week" - Proof Positive Dude

What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere

Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CCXIX)







Walter Cronkite would say: “And that’s the way it is.”

Monday, February 20, 2017

Awww Monday Paw-ternity leave

Awesomely Pawsome puppy party


BrewDog Brewery offers paid time off for employees who rescue dogs.

 If you work at BrewDog and you’re the new Ma or Pa(w) of a recently-adopted fur baby, you’re in luck: You’ve got paid paw-ternity leave coming your way!



Bringing a new dog into the home can be a ruff timeSo to turn it into a howling success, they announced earlier this week that they’re giving their 1,000 employees around the world (including those working at a soon-to-open brewery in Columbus, Ohio) a week’s paid leave if they become dog owners.


Remember boys and girls... If a 20 pound dog drinks one beer in 5 minutes, that’s the same as a 200 pound man drinking 10 beers in 5 minutes

Freaking Cat Tax!







Friday, February 17, 2017

GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (281st Issue)

Cheryl Ladd (one of the Charlie's Angels Chicks) leads this weird meta blog post. At no extra cost, some of the news that is fit to blog...


Plenty of sweet Cheryl Ladd cheesecake


“Lucille is thirsty. She is a vampire bat!” - Negan the bad Dude
  

An overload of retro Cheryl Ladd stuff

"Hooooly crap! You are creepy as shit, sneaking up on me, wearin' that collar with that freaky-ass smile." - Negan, the bad to the bone Dude


Latest Cosmetic Trend – Small Nipples 

BEFORE: ( @ )( @ )


AFTER:  ( . )( . )
   
Cheryl Ladd with the Mocho Dude


“It’s gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.” - Negan


Is PI (π) embedded in our RNA code and are there right angels in nature? 


Mad Magazine Self Promotion Issues

"Kinky Friedman thinks I'm somebody" - Harry Hamid

BTW - Please follow GOODSTUFFs blog
  

NEW YORK: Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan recently opened up about speculations that she was converting to Islam, stating that after she demonstrated an interest in Islam, she felt scared returning to the United States were Trump had banned immigrants from predominantly seven Muslim countries from entering the USA.



“I did Ramadan for three days with my friend from Kuwait, it was hard but it was good. It felt good,” - Lindsay Lohan





 The Dow Jones Industrial Average is over twenty thousand, the California drought is over and naked women are back in Playboy. President Trump’s only been in office four weeks and already America is great again.  Amirite boys?

Splendid Lawsplainer Of The Muslim Ban And The Courts!
  
House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes (R-CA) said Tuesday that those who leaked the contents of former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn’s phone calls “belong in jail.”



Political and Biased
If you smell something, say something

Trump Spanks The Media

Yahoo Hacked AGAIN
"Our outside forensic experts have been investigating the creation of forged cookies that could allow an intruder to access users’ accounts without a password. Based on the ongoing investigation, we believe a forged cookie may have been used in 2015 or 2016 to access your account. We have connected some of the cookie forging activity to the same state-sponsored actor believed to be responsible for the data theft we disclosed on September 22, 2016" - Yahoo



 I am liking Joy Villa music videos

Speaking of self promotion... Joy Villa on Twitter 

Dorothy Molested by Munchkins

 

Questions with Tomi Lahren 

Tomi Lahren
Your weekly fix of life-enhancing Rule 5 linkagery. Which is a panorama of pulchritude! Ladies and gentlemen of the commentariat; be advised that some of the following links are most definitely not safe for work, and take appropriate action.

Sultress - Bar Refaeli





Fred Dude's Friday Babes

Femme Fatale Friday: Lauren Cohan

Friday Night Babe is Nina Agdal

Friday Femme Fatale HOT

Friday Nite Tite Dresses

Big Boob Friday with Anri Okita


 Christine Chapel, a nurse on board the Federation Starship Enterprise has been suspended indefinitely by Star Fleet after complaints that she was engaging in “inappropriate behavior" towards a superior officer.


“We have reviewed the complaints lodged by Commander Spock and we deem them credible” said Star Fleet’s director of Sexual Justice.
We at Star Fleet take allegations of sexual harassment very seriously. There is no place for inappropriate touching. Our Star Ships are safe spaces where all species can interact progressively. Nurse Chapel violated this with her repeated harassment of one of our officers. The officer in question, though Vulcan and without feelings, still was threatened and felt unsafe aboard the Enterprise. We have suspended nurse Chapel and ordered here to take an anti-sexual harassment workshop. 
The object of Chapel’s harassment, Commander Spock thanked Star Fleet for its quick action in this matter.
“I did nothing to bring this on”  he said

"She’s got the pointy-eared fever”

I am bewildered by the illogicality of the situation. I’ve heard that Earth women sometimes get “Vulcan fever.” but I thought it was just a myth. But from the moment Nurse Chapel arrived on the Enterprise she has been all over me. If she wasn’t bringing Tom Yum soup to my quarters she was insisting on being present during my quarterly physical. As you know physicals are intimate and embarrassing. But there she was performing my prostate exam personally. During the exam when she had her finger in my behind she started spanking me and saying “Do you like that bitch?” I see no logical reason why spanking would improve my prostate exam. Though it did feel good. Hey, there are many nerve endings on the backside. It’s logical. Not a fetish. really! - Commander Spock

Breast Enhancers of Yesteryear


Vintage Babe of the week  is Barbara Britton


Rated R Rule 5 Randomness

Eye-catching Claire Sinclair



Sarah Hunter


BeCos(play) It's Friday

Cosplay this week




Weekly Wonder Woman





Mona (Marilyn) Monroe
In 1946, a nineteen year-old aspiring actress in Hollywood was in need of a job, and fast. Born Norma Jean Dougherty, destined to become Marilyn Monroe, but in between, for those not-so-squeaky-clean modelling jobs, she preferred to go by Mona– with a going rate of $10 an hour.




"The best posts I have seen this week" - Proof Positive Dude

What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere

Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CCXVIII)

Rodney's far out space



The in tuned NSFW Blogger, Fred Dude

Gots to go